It's A Fool's Life, A Rogue's Life,

A Man Is Not Aware Of His Virtues (if Any). Nevertheless, One Hopes That They Exist.

Life Without Music Would Be An Intolerable Insult.

All Governments Require Enemy Governments.

Alaska's Chief Attractions Are: (a) Its Small And Insignificant Human Population, Thanks To The Miserable Climate; And (b) Its Large And Magnificent Wildlife Population, Thanks To (a). Both Of These Attractions Are Being Rapidly Diminished, However, By (c) The Law Of Growth And Space-age Sleaze.

Ah Yes, The Head Is Full Of Books. The Hard Part Is To Force Them Down Through The Bloodstream And Out Through The Fingers.