It's A Completely Useless Emotion - Jealousy.

I Read The 'new York Times', I Read 'the Nation', I Read 'newsweek', I Read 'time Magazine', I Read 'politico', I Read 'mediaite'. This Is What I Do! I Read Every Day, I Have Interests, I'm Like Everybody Out There Who's Watching, Who's Out There Watching, You Know?

Republican Party Hasn't Been Black Friendly Over The Many Centuries In This Country.

I Keep My Stand-up Comedy Notes In A Pile On My Desk. I Don't Organize My Act. I Keep Myself In A State Of Confusion. It Stresses Me Out, But I Prefer Creative Chaos.

Those Flowers Were Picked By Illegal Immigrants. And They're Not Voting For You, B*tch.

Statistically, Skinny Women Die Younger Than Fat Women. Why? Because Fat Women Are Killing Them.