It Was Just A Compulsion. In Fact,

Avoid People With Gold Teeth Who Want To Play Cards

To My Surprise, My Marijuana Use Has Been Tapering Off Steadily.

You Know The Good Part About All Those Executions In Texas? Fewer Texans.

Before They Give You A Lethal Injection, They Swab Your Arm With Alcohol. It's True. Well, They Don't Want You To Get An Infection, And You Can See Their Point. They Don't Want Some Guy Go To Hell And Be Sick.

There Are Only Two Types Of Motorists: The Idiots Who Drive Slower Than Me, And The Lunatics Who Go Faster.