It Was An Unwritten Law That Black

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Liberal Scorned.

The Only Person On The Planet Saying Derogatory Things About His Woman Is The Black Man.

I Went To Ethiopia, And It Dawned On Me That You Can Tell A Starving, Malnourished Person Because They've Got A Bloated Belly And A Bald Head. And I Realized That If You Come Through Any American Airport And See Businessmen Running Through With Bloated Bellies And Bald Heads, That's Malnutrition, Too.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.

...humans Were The Only Creatures In The World That Ate Their Food Cooked. You'd Never Find A Gorilla Frying Up Some Bananas For Dinner Or A Lion Charcoal-broiling A Zebra Steak. Cats Don't Often Run To The Oven With A Mouse Or Bird They've Captured, And A Dog Wouldn't Naturally Prepare Its Rabbit Dinner In A Stew.