It Turns Out That President Obama Has

Bronco Rick Perry Is The First Candidate I've Ever Heard Say He's Not Doing Well Because He's Sleepy. You Know, We Criticized George W. Bush A Lot, But There Was One Thing He Was Very Disciplined About, And That Was Getting His Full Eight Years Of Sleep.

Mitt Romney Said That He Liked To Fire People. Well, There's A Pretty Good Message To Send To Middle America. When Rick Perry Heard That, He Said, 'well That's Nothing. I Like To Execute People.'

I Vote Democrat Because Freedom Of Speech Is Fine As Long As Nobody Is Offended By It.

Those North Korean Hackers Are At It Again. Earlier Today They Leaked Santa's Naughty List.

Childhood. I Wish I Had Something To Complain About.