It Takes A Certain Amount Of Guts

Being The Offspring Of English Teachers Is A Mixed Blessing. When The Film Star Says To You, On The Air, 'it Was A Perfect Script For She And I,' Inside Your Head You Hear, In The Sarcastic Voice Of Your Late Father, 'perfect For She, Eh? And Perfect For I, Also?'

The Emotions In All True Anxiety Dreams Are Next To Unbearable.

Every Student Of Comedy Should See Dame Edna At Least Twice.

Once I Left Out What I Then Considered My Best Line Because There Was A Suspected Column Rat In The House.

I Think I'd Be Pretty Easy To Write For.