It Seems Like There's Never Enough Famous

For One Year, I Want To Do This Thing Where I Guest-star On As Many Television Shows As I Possibly Can. I Love Television. The Fact That Television Ultimately Made Me Famous Was Very Gratifying For Me.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

I Love The Fact That I Have A Show Where You Can Run Over A Kid And Everyone Busts Out Laughing.

I Don't Want Anything Bad To Happen To The United States, But If North Korea Ever Drops A Nuclear Bomb On This Country, I Swear To God, I Hope It Lands In Hartford.

I Was Doing Sketches That Were Funny But Socially Irresponsible. I Felt I Was Deliberately Being Encouraged And I Was Overwhelmed.