It Seems Like A Lot Of What

When I Was A Kid, A Lot Of My Parents' Friends Were In The Music Business. In The Late '60s And Early '70s - All The Way Through The '70s, Actually - A Lot Of The Bands That Were Around Had Kids At A Very Young Age. So They Were All Working On That Concept Way Early On. And I Figured If They Can Do It, I Could Do It, Too.

If It Had Been Any Different, If I Had Been Born Just One Minute Later, Or Been In The Wrong Pace At The Right Time Or Vice Versa, The Life That I've Lived And Come To Love Would Not Exist. And That Is A Situation That I Would Not Want To Consider In The Slightest.

I Guess You Could Say There Are Two Slashes. There's The Crazy, Rock-and-roll Slash, He's Wild. And Then There's The Real Slash- He Collects Miniature Soaps And Treats His Hookers Real Nice.

Guitars Are Like Women. You'll Never Get Them Totally Right.

A Day Doesn't Go By Where I Don't Get Surprised By Something.