It Is The First Responsibility Of Every

I Wish It Were Possible, From This Instance, To Invent A Method Of Embalming Drowned Persons In Such A Manner That They May Be Recalled To Life At Any Period, However Distant; For Having A Very Ardent Desire To See And Observe The State Of America A Hundred Years Hence, I Should Prefer To Any Ordinary Death The Being Immersed In A Cask Of Madeira Wine With A Few Friends Till That Time, To Be Then Recalled To Life By The Solar Warmth Of My Dear Country!

When Will Mankind Be Convinced And Agree To Settle Their Difficulties By Arbitration?

Squeamish Stomachs Cannot Eat Without Pickles.

Search Others For Their Virtues, Thyself For Thy Vices.

Let Thy Discontents Be Thy Secrets; If The World Knows Them 'twill Despise Thee And Increase Them.