It Is The Business Of A Comic

Men Are Apt To Offend ('tis True) Where They Find Most Goodness To Forgive.

Uncertainty And Expectation Are The Joys Of Life. Security Is An Insipid Thing.

A Little Scorn Is Alluring.

Music Has Charms To Sooth A Savage Breast, To Soften Rocks, Or Bend A Knotted Oak.

O Ay, Letters - I Had Letters - I Am Persecuted With Letters - I Hate Letters - Nobody Knows How To Write Letters; And Yet One Has 'em, One Does Not Know Why - They Serve One To Pin Up One's Hair.