It Is Not Death That I'm Apparently

They Asked Me To Go In Front Of The Reagans. I'm Not Used To Going In Front Of President Reagan, So We Went Out Behind The Bushes.

Unfortunately, The People Of Louisiana Are Not Racists.

Make No Mistake About It: Operation Desert Storm Truly Was A Victory Of Good Over Evil, Of Freedom Over Tyranny, Of Peace Over War.

The Other Day The President Said, I Know You've Had Some Rough Times, And I Want To Do Something That Will Show The Nation What Faith That I Have In You, In Your Maturity And Sense Of Responsibility. He Paused, Then Said, Would You Like A Puppy?

I Used To Smoke Marijuana, But That Was When I Was In College, Before It Was A Drug.