It Is, Indeed, A Trial To Maintain

Chaperons Don't Enforce Morality; They Force Immorality To Be Discreet.

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Being Listened To Should Be Sufficiently Gratifying In Itself, Whether Or Not The Advice Is Followed.

Most People Who Work At Home Find They Do Not Have The Benefit Of Receptionists Who Serve As Personal Guards

Many Of The Guests Will Eventually Leave The Table To Watch Football On Television, Which Would Be A Rudeness At Any Other Occasion But Is A Relief At Thanksgiving And Probably The Only Way To Get Those People To Budge.