It Is Impossible To Imitate Voltaire Without

It Is Pardonable To Be Defeated, But Never To Be Surprised.

It Is Disgusting To Note The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country In Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This Must Be Prevented. My People Must Drink Beer.

All Religions Must Be Tolerated ... Every Man Must Go To Heaven In His Own Way. [die Religionen Müssen Alle Toleriert Werden ... Denn Hier Muss Ein Jeder Nach Seiner Fasson Selig Werden.]

A Crown Is Merely A Hat That Lets The Rain In.

Diplomacy Without Military Might Is Like Music Without Instruments.