It Is Impossible For A Hatless Woman

Manners Are Made Up Of Trivialities Of Deportment Which Can Be Easily Learned If One Does Not Happen To Know Them.

The Most Vulgar Slang Is Scarcely Worse Than The Attempted Elegance Which Those Unused To Good Society Imagine To Be The Evidence Of Cultivation.

Never Say "au Revoir" Unless You Have Been Talking French, Or Are Speaking To A French Person.

People Who Picnic Along The Public Highway Leaving A Clutter Of Greasy Paper And Swill (not A Pretty Name, But Neither Is It A Pretty Object!) For Other People To Walk Or Drive Past, And To Make A Breeding Place For Flies, And Furnish Nourishment For Rats, Choose A Disgusting Way To Repay The Land-owner For The Liberty They Took In Temporarily Occupying His Property.

To Do Exactly As Your Neighbors Do Is The Only Sensible Rule.