It Is Funnier To Bend Things Than

Sex Isn't Necessary. You Don't Die Without It, But You Can Die Having It.

I Think Of The Church Often. Not Because Religion Was Closing In On Me, But Because For A Long Time My Ass Was Sore From That Hard, Unupholstered Pew.

Never Work With Animals Or Children.

When Doctors And Undertakers Meet, They Wink At Each Other.

Wouldn't It Be Terrible If I Quoted Some Reliable Statistics Which Prove That More People Are Driven Insane Through Religious Hysteria Than By Drinking Alcohol.