It Has Long Been My Desire To

The Writer, An Old Man With A White Moustache, Had Some Difficulty Getting Into Bed.

When A Job Is To Be Done There's No Use Putting It Off.

Father Was Made For Romance. For Him There Was No Such Thing As A Fact.

Whereas God, For Reasons Of His Own, Sometimes Chooses To Let The Machine Answer. 'the Supreme Being Is Unavailable To Come To The Phone At This Time, But He Wants You To Know What Your Call Is Important To Him. In The Meantime, For Sins Of Pride, Press One. For Avarice, Press Two.

When A Job Is To Be Done There's No Use Putting It Off.