Introductions Are Hard To Come By When

I Could Never Be A Woman, 'cause I'd Just Stay Home And Play With My Breasts All Day.

I'm Not A Human Being. I'm Despicable And Disgusting - But That's Where The Money Is.

I'm For The Wall Street Occupiers. But Will They Accept Me When They Find Out I Sell Packaged Mortgage Default Instruments To Children?

They Want Me On The Television Shows Now Because I Did So Well On Celebrity Assholes.

I Didn't Worry If A Bit Got No Response, As Long As I Believed It Had Enough Response To Linger.