Intemperance Is The Epitome Of Every Crime,

A Conservative Is A Man Who Will Not Look At The New Moon Out Of Respect For That 'ancient Institution' The Old One.

Dogmation Is Puppyism Come To Its Full Growth.

Women, Somehow, Have The Same Fear Of Witty Men As Of Fireworks.

A Man Is In No Danger So Long As He Talks His Love; But To Write It Is To Impale Himself On His Own Pothooks.

Virtue Is A Beautiful Thing In Woman When They Don't Go About With It Like A Child With A Drum Making All Sorts Of Noise With It.