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The Highlight Of My Childhood Was Making My Brother Laugh So Hard That Food Came Out Of His Nose.

Welcome To Lake Wobegon, Where All The Women Are Strong, All The Men Are Good-looking, And All The Children Are Above Average.

Some Luck Lies In Not Getting What You Thought You Wanted But Getting What You Have, Which Once You Have Got It You May Be Smart Enough To See Is What You Would Have Wanted Had You Known.

March Is The Month God Created To Show People Who Don't Drink What A Hangover Is Like.

Winter: It's Not Just A Season, It's Who We Are.