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It's The Government's Job To Print The Money, Deliver The Mail And Declare War. Now Give Me My Cigarettes.

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There's No National Glue Holding Us Together Because Somebody Put Too Much Pluribus In The Unum.

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In The Last Few Years, Race Relations In America Have Entered Upon A Period Of Intensified Craziness Wherein Fear Of Being Called A Racist Has So Thoroughly Overwhelmed Fear Of Being A Racist That We Are In Danger Of Losing Sight Of The Distinction.