Indifference Creates An Artificial Peace.

No Chaos, No Creation. Evidence: The Kitchen At Mealtime.

The Aphorism Offers A Momentary Sense Of Mastery Over Some Confusion Or Unhappiness.

Never Invite To Dinner: Those Who Won't Decide Until The Last Minute; Those Who Come More Than Half An Hour Late; Those Who Want To Bring Along Two Or Three Friends; Drunks; Monologists; Those Who Stay Until Three O'clock In The Morning; Those Who Think That Conversation Means Having An Argument; Those Who Take A High Moral Tone; Those Who Are Stupid, Ugly, Or Dull. Enforcement Of These Rules Will Enable One To Eat Alone Every Night In Comfort.

Fear Of Trying Causes Paralysis. Trying Causes Only Trembling And Sweating.

Since We Hate The Same People, We Should Be Friends.