Incurably Religious, That Is The Best Way

The Trouble With Most People Is That They Quit Before They Start.

Success Is The Product Of The Severest Kind Of Mental And Physical Application.

Perhaps Dandruff Is The Excreta Of The Mind — The Quantity Of This Material Being Directly Proportional To The Amount Of Reading One Indulges In. A Book On German Metaphysics Would Thus Easily Ruin A Dress Suit.

I Am A Vegetarian As Well As A Passionate Anti-alcoholic, Because I Can Thus Make Better Use Of My Brain.

I Find Out What The World Needs. Then I Go Ahead And Try To Invent It