Incredulity Is The Wisdom Of The Fool.

Society Is Composed Of Slow Christians And Wide-awake Sinners.

He Whom Prosperity Humbles, And Adversity Strengthens, Is The True Hero.

There Is Only One Good Substitute For The Endearments Of A Sister, And That Is The Endearments Of Some Other Fellow's Sister.

When A Young Man Begins To Go Down Hill Everything Seems To Be Greased For The Occasion.

One Of The Best Temporary Cures For Pride And Affectation Is Seasickness; A Man Who Wants To Vomit Never Puts On Airs.