In The Long Run, Failure Was The

The Enemy," Retorted Yossarian With Weighted Precision, "is Anybody Who's Going To Get You Killed, No Matter Which Side He's On, And That Includes Colonel Cathcart. And Don't You Forget That, Because The Longer You Remember It, The Longer You Might Live.

I Can't Start Writing Until I Have A Closing Line.

What Is A Country? A Country Is A Piece Of Land Surrounded On All Sides By Boundaries, Usually Unnatural. Englishmen Are Dying For England, Americans Are Dying For America, Germans Are Dying For Germany, Russians Are Dying For Russia. There Are Now Fifty Or Sixty Countries Fighting In This War. Surely So Many Countries Can't All Be Worth Dying For.

Remember That Everyone Deserves Some Fun During Working Hours.

Under Colonel Korn's Rule, The Only People Permitted To Ask Questions Were Those Who Never Did.