In The Land Of Ingary Where Such

So You Were Going To Rescue The Prince! Why Did You Pretend To Run Away? To Deceive The Witch?" "not Likely! I'm A Coward. Only Way I Can Do Something This Frightening Is To Tell Myself I'm Not Doing It!

It Does Not Seem To Me That I Have The Right To Foist A Story On People, Most Of Whom Are Children Who Should Be Learning All The Time, Unless I Am Learning From It Too.

I Could Cut A Star Out Of Paper And Drop It.

This Book Will Prove The Following Ten Facts: 1. A Goon Is A Being Who Melts Into The Foreground And Sticks There. 2. Pigs Have Wings, Making Them Hard To Catch. 3. All Power Corrupts, But We Need Electricity. 4. When An Irresistible Force Meets An Immovable Object, The Result Is A Family Fight. 5. Music Does Not Always Sooth The Troubled Beast. 6. An Englishman's Home Is His Castle. 7. The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male. 8. One Black Eye Deserves Another. 9. Space Is The Final Frontier, And So Is The Sewage Farm. 10. It Pays To Increase Your Word Power.

Oh! Polly Thought. Why Aren't All Girls Locked Up By Law The Year They Turn Fifteen? They Do Such Stupid Things!