In The Book Of Life, The Answers

There's A Difference Between A Philosophy And A Bumper Sticker.

What's The Good Of Living If You Don't Try A Few Things?

Lucy Was Using My Blanket To Dry The Dishes. We Now Have Very Secure Dishes!

Dear Valentine, I Have Thought Of You Often. Not All The Time, But Often.

Though Her Husband Often Went On Business Trips, She Hated To Be Left Alone. "i've Solved Your Problem," He Said. "i've Bought You A St. Bernard. Its Name Is Great Reluctance. Now, When I Go Away, You Shall Know That I Am Leaving You With Great Reluctance!" She Hit Him With A Waffle Iron.