In Real Life, I'm Afraid Of Heights

Every Magic Trick Consists Of Three Parts, Or Acts. The First Part Is Called The Pledge. The Magician Shows You Something Ordinary. The Second Act Is Called The Turn. The Magician Takes The Ordinary Something And Makes It Into Something Extraordinary. But You Wouldn't Clap Yet, Because Making Something Disappear Isn't Enough. You Have To Bring It Back.

Funny Things Happen To You In Movies For Silly Reasons.

I Was Watching Cartoons On Television And A Commercial Came On For One Of The Batman Series Where I Played A Butler. And Then My Grandson Looked Up At Me And He Said, "do You Know Batman?" I Said, "yes." He Said, "really," I Said, "yeah." I Said I Know Him Very Well. And He Told All The Boys At School, He Said, "my Grandpa Knows Batman. Does Your Grandpa Know Batman? Ok, No. Mine Does.

My Wife, My Daughters, Even My Grandchildren Are Funny. You've Got To Keep A Sense Of Humor Because Anger Destroys You.

Nobody Did A Campaign For Me. I Was Nominated Out Of The Blue And Won Out Of The Blue. So That Was It.