In My Youth, I Wanted To Be

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

How Nice. Now The Germans Can Sleep In Peace, Knowing That They Will Not Be Invaded By Us.

My Father Invented A Cure For Which There Was No Disease And Unfortunately My Mother Caught It And Died Of It.