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There's A New Medical Crisis. Doctors Are Reporting That Many Men Are Having Allergic Reactions To Latex Condoms. They Say They Cause Severe Swelling. So What's The Problem?

The Academy Awards Are Obscene, Dirty . . . No Better Than A Beauty Contest.

You Spend So Much Of Your Life Basing Yourself On What You Think Other People Think Of You. Then You Realise That Maybe One Of The Purposes Of Life Is Not To Care.

So When I Told My Parents I Wanted To Go Into Acting Because I Was Flunking Out Of My First Year Of Junior College, They Were Relieved That I Had Picked Something Other Than Joining The Army. But I Can't Imagine How They Had High Hopes For Me.

Well, 45-odd Years Of Doing It, So We All Pile Up The Things We Like About Directors And The Things We Don't Like About Directors. And Sometimes They're Very Similar.