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The Only Reason I Would Have Liked To Have Gone To University Is Because I Like Cricket. Not A Very Good Reason To Want To Go, But As Good As Any, I Suppose.

But You've Got To Have Money For Comfort, Which Obviously Doesn't Matter As Much When You're Young, But Even So. I Always Like To Bloody Eat Well And Be Warm. Have A Drink When I Want It.

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They Smoke Cigarettes Professionally. The Smoke Is Inhaled Very Sharply And The Teeth Are Bared.then The Head Turns To Give You A Profile And The Smoke Is Exhaled Slowly And Deliberately And The Grey Jet Stream Becomes A Beautiful Blue Cloud Of Smoke.what Are They Trying To Tell Us?

A Lot Of Girls Annoy Me Who Go To University - One Girl Told Me She Was Going To Oxford Because It Was Something To Do Between Leaving School And Getting Married. And I've Got To Pay For That Being An Income Tax Payer.