In General My Children Refuse To Eat

When Humor Go's, There Go's Civilization.

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.

What We're Really Talking About Is A Wonderful Day Set Aside On The Fourth Thursday Of November When No One Diets. I Mean, Why Else Would They Call It Thanksgiving?

I Have Seen My Kid Struggle Into The Kitchen In The Morning With Outfits That Need Only One Accessory: An Empty Gin Bottle.

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.