In Computing, The Mean Time To Failure

Every Program Has (at Least) Two Purposes: The One For Which It Was Written And Another For Which It Wasn't.

In Programming, As In Everything Else, To Be In Error Is To Be Reborn.

When A Professor Insists Computer Science Is X But Not Y, Have Compassion For His Graduate Students.

In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes Rococo, And Then Rubble.

In Software Systems It Is Often The Early Bird That Makes The Worm.