In Ancient Times They Had No Statistics

If Every Day In The Life Of A School Could Be The Last Day But One, There Would Be Little Fault To Find With It.

Any Two Meals At A Boarding-house Are Together Less Than Two Square Meals.

Most People Tire Of A Lecture In Ten Minutes; Clever People Can Do It In Five. Sensible People Never Go To Lectures At All. But The People Who Do Go To A Lecture And Who Get Tired Of It, Presently Hold It As A Sort Of Grudge Against The Lecturer Personally. In Reality His Sufferings Are Worse Than Theirs.

There Are Two Things In Ordinary Conversation Which Ordinary People Dislike - Information And Wit

Now, The Essence, The Very Spirit Of Christmas Is That We First Make Believe A Thing Is So, And Lo, It Presently Turns Out To Be So.