Impiety. Your Irreverence Toward My Deity.

President, N. The Leading Figure In A Small Group Of Men Of Whom - And Of Whom Only - It Is Positively Known That Immense Numbers Of Their Countrymen Did Not Want Any Of Them For President.

Guillotine, N. A Machine Which Makes A Frenchman Shrug His Shoulders With Good Reason.

April Fool, N. The March Fool With Another Month Added To His Folly.

Platonic, Adj. Pertaining To The Philosophy Of Socrates. Platonic Love Is A Fool's Name For The Affection Between A Disability And A Frost.

Life - A Spiritual Pickle Preserving The Body From Decay.