Imitation Isn't The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

I Left Home Because I Was Hungry.

People Think I Am Dead Because They Haven’t Seen Me Around For Awhile. I’m Not Dead, I’m Very Much Alive, As You Can See. Although, There Are Two Things I Do Before I Get Up Every Morning. I Look Around And If I Don’t Smell Flowers Or See Candles Flickering I Go Ahead And Get Up.

Laughter Has Always Brought Me Out Of Unhappy Situations.

I Don't Need Glasses, But I've Just Reached The Age Where Curiosity Is Greater Than Vanity.

I Don't Hate My Enemies. After All, I Made 'em.