I'm Very Open With My Business Partners,

I Count My Blessings Far More Than I Count My Money.

If I Hadn't Been A Woman, I'd Have Been A Drag Queen

Now Momma's Done Away With The Old Black Kettle She Used To Cook In When I Was Just Littleand The Door Ain't Sprung On Her Electric Rangethat Little Old Farm And Home We Had It Ain't There No More And That's Too Badfolks Are Doing Away With The Simple Things.

I'm Not Offended By All The Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I'm Not Dumb... And I Also Know That I'm Not Blonde.

Oh, I Can Spot A Phoney A Mile Away.