I'm Very Grateful To Jennifer Lopez, Because

I Am Going To Get Political On You. Because I Am The Most Shallow Person In The World, My Mission Is To See Men's Formal Wear Change A Little Bit. It Is Too Rigid! Everybody Looks Like A Penguin!

J. Lo, Whether She Is Good Or Bad, Is Like A Fiery Movie Star, A Throwback To Elizabeth Taylor In Her Heyday.

I Used A Lot Of Pancake Makeup And A Prayer, And A Buddhist Chant.

I'm Very Grateful To Jennifer Lopez, Because I Have Something To Talk About For The Last Couple Of Years.

On The Red Carpet, I Saw All These Great Stories, And I Also Got To See The Plastic Surgery Up Close.