I'm Too Tired To Hate.

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!

I'm Grateful My Teenaged Daughter Is Healthy And Well And For The Work I Do To Make A Living.

I Keep The "thundercats" Thermos Safely In The Kitchen.

Enough People Have Now Mentioned Bill Nye The Science Guy To Me That I Now Desperately Avoid It All Costs.

I Am A Filmmaker. That Is All I've Ever Been. You Know, Martin Scorsese Makes Films About The Mob. And I Make Movies About Food.