I'm Tired Again, I've Tried Again, And

I Think Flowers Are Very Beautiful Things. Very Nice And Innocent Things. They Don't Harm Anybody.

Life Is A Very Serious Business For The Simple Reason That Nobody Dies Laughing.

Whether It Be Beyonce Or Justin Bieber, We See Singers Who Have Absolutely Nothing To Offer Anyone As They Walk Off Stage Clutching Three Grammys In Each Hand.

I Was Never Young. This Idea Of Fun: Cars, Girls, Saturday Night, Bottle Of Wine... To Me, These Things Are Morbid. I Was Always Attracted To People With The Same Problems As Me. It Doesn't Help When Most Of Them Are Dead.

I Think We Were All Initially Swept Along With The Obama Win, But He's Proven To Be Simply A Set Of Teeth, And Useless In Every Other Regard.