I'm So Much More Famous Than I

I'll Be Back. I'll Be Black. I'll Be White Black.

I Don't Think Half My Stuff Would Be Funny If The Audience Didn't Feel At Least A Little Bit Safe That It's Not How I Truly Feel.

I Was Raped By A Doctor. Which Is, You Know, So Bittersweet For A Jewish Girl.

Don't Tell Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't. It's Like Saying, 'hey, When You Get In The Shower, I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary.' 'wait--are You Gonna Read My Diary?' 'no! I Said I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary. Go Take A Shower!'

I Like Talking About Things That Are Taboo, Because It Makes Them Not Taboo Anymore.