I'm Slower And Some Days Are Better

Unfortunately, The Show's Success Comes At The Expense Of Its Biggest Asset -- The Comedians Themselves.

When You're Running Down The Street On Fire, People Get Out Of Your Way!

I Ain't No Movie Star, Man. I'm A Booty Star.

I Was A Loner And Never Hung Out With Anyone. I Never Had Any Friends.

In March I Had A Minor Heart Attack While I Was Vacationing In Australia. It Scared Me, But It Was Nothing Compared To What Someone Had In Store For Me Down The Road.