I'm Sick Of People Saying I Hate

Everyone Has A Warped Vision Of Hollywood And What Success In Hollywood Is Like.

I Think The [new England] Patriots' Season Should Have An Asterisk Next To It Because Everything They're Accomplishing Is Against Teams Coached By People Other Than Me.

You Know How They Do That Effect In Movies, Where They Make It Look Like You Have A Twin, But It's Really Just The Same Actor Playing Both Characters In The Scene? I Knew This Would Be The Best Route, But I Just Wasn't Comfortable Dressing As A Woman, So I Had To Hire Other Actors.

I Don't Want To Blame It All On 9/11, But It Certainly Didn't Help Matters.

Yea, I Had A Dream Too. Looks Like Mine Came True.