I'm Only Drinking White Wine Because I'm

You Get So Weak From Eating Pears That You Fall Down, And Then They Come And Take You Away On A Stretcher.

I Don't Like Doing Most Things Unless I Can Do Them Quite Well.

I've Been Drinking. Now I'm Going To Drink Some More.

I Also Use Women As A Sex Object; Maybe I'm Kinky. However, I Like To Talk To Them As Well.

When I Come Home And I'm Tired From Filming All Day, I Expect Her To Be There And Make Sure Everything Is Cool For Me. You Know, Like Drawing My Bath And Helping Me Into Bed.