I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.

Sometimes When You're With Somebody, And All Their Stuff Is At Your House, It's So Hard To Break Up With Them. You Don't Know What They're Going To Wreck And Destroy.

I Quit High School The First Day Of 10th Grade Because I Felt Like I Was Wasting Time.

I Don't Like Paris So Much.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!