I'm 63 Now. But That's Just 17

People Tell You To Have A Safe Trip, As If You Have Some Control Over It.

I'm Offering A Special Prize For The First Buick On The Moon.

Israeli Murderers Are Called "commandos," Arab Commandos Are Called "terrorists."

The Planet Is Fine. The People Are F****d. Because Everyone Is Trying To Save The Planet. The Planet Doesn’t Need That. The Planet Will Take Care Of Itself. People Are Selfish. And That's What They're Doing Is Trying To Save The Planet For Themselves To Have A Nicer Place To Live.

"fussy Eater" Is A Euphemism For "big Pain In The Ass."