I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

I've Got A Sister Who Races Motorcycles And Another Sister Who's A Holy Roller Preacher.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.