I'm Not Terribly Fond Of Soapboxes.

Never Argue With Your Characters; They Know Themselves Better Than You Do

I Wanted To Say Something Brilliant. My God, Holmes, How Did You Know The Zombie Was Hiding In The Flower Pot? But I Couldn't Lie.

Sometimes It's Not The Optimist You Need, But Another Pessimist To Walk Beside You.

Fear Will Bind You Closer Than Love, Or Hate, And It Works A Hell Of A Lot Quicker.

The Best Lies Are Always At Least Partially True.