I'm Not Sorry, It's Human Nature.

I've Created A Very Unconventional Family. I Have Lovers Who Are Three Decades Younger Than Me. This Makes People Very Uncomfortable.

Being Blond Is Definitely A Different State Of Mind. I Can't Really Put My Finger On It, But The Artifice Of Being Blond Has Some Incredible Sort Of Sexual Connotation.

Ultimately It Boils Down To The Same Thing All Relationships Boil Down To: Eating Humble Pie. I Sometimes Eat Quite A Lot. But, However Bitter It Might Taste, It's The Best Pie. It's On The Menu Constantly For Both Parties.

My Daughter Is A Fan Of Mine But She Doesn't Want To Be Too Obvious About It Because I'm Her Mum And It's Not Cool.

Hey You! Don't Be Silly! Put A Rubber On Your Willie!