I'm Not So Proud To Think That

But I'm A Citizen Of Texas And Try To Spend Most Of My Time There.

I Hate It When Women Fight Aging With Plastic Surgery Or Fashion Choices. There's This Arrogant Youth Worship In Our Society.

I Believe In Singularity In Relationships Because You've Got To Have Trust On Both Sides.

Cows Are A Lot Smarter Across The Board Than Bulls.

Nothing Is Set Up Like A Comedy Bit. I Did Sitcoms For 10 Years. Literally From 1989 To 1999. That's Almost All I Did. Whenever I Got Away From Television I Was Like, "phew, Thank God That's Over. I Am Never Going Back."