I'm Not Making Every Decision Due To

I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.

I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took Off My Skate And Tried To Stab A Guy, I'm The Only Person Who Ever Tried That.

I've Always Just Had Troubles With My Family Because I'm Psychotic. It Had Nothing To Do With That.

I Was Just A Young Guy Who Was Excited To Become A Comedian And An Actor And I Just Wanted To Get To Do What I Got To Do.

My Mother Says To Me, When I'm Making A New Movie, She Says, "oh, Is Steve Buscemi In It?" I'd Say, "yeah." And She, "oh, Then It's Going To Be A Good One." I Swear To God, She Says That Every Time. And When I Say Steve's Not In It, She Says, "oh."